Who Is This Man?
25 January 2009 10:58 PM, PST
Steve Martin urged Pink Panther 2 producers to write in an unlikely wedding for his bumbling Inspector Clouseau into the script – because all his films that end with a marriage have been hits.
Clouseau weds Emily Mortimer‘s character Nicole in the new comedy after funnyman Martin got his way.
He says, “I said, ‘I have to tell you that every movie I’ve done that ends in a wedding or holding a baby has been a hit.’
“I do believe we’ve taken the Pink Panther somewhere else and, in a sense, made it our own.”
And Martin, who is the fourth actor to play Clouseau on screen, already has an idea for the start of Pink Panther 3.
He adds, “It would obviously open with Clouseau’s honeymoon – him taking Nicole across the threshold and she’s wearing arm pads and a helmet!”
(from IMDb)
The Dark Knight Snubbed
My proposed treatment for Batman 3: We Want Oscars, A Ron Howard Film
The Joker (Sean Penn) goes on Millionaire to win enough money to buy some of Batman’s wonderful toys, meanwhile Bruce Wayne (Ralph Fiennes) remembers a teenage love affair with a much older guard at Arkham Asylum. Across town, gay politician Harvey Dent (Robert Downey, Jr.) is almost assassinated but instead becomes the half gay/half not Two Face. Vicki Vale (Kate Winslet) is interviewing Ra’s al Ghul (Mickey Rourke) on TV, trying to get a “I’m sorry for trying to destroy your city.” This plotline is dropped because it seems pretty trivial compared to everything else going on. Alfred then reveals he’s only 15 years old. The Joker wins the money and does a dance next to the Gotham monorail with Harley Quinn (Anne Hathaway). Dent falls from a decent height but we don’t know what happens because the camera doesn’t follow him down. Bruce finds out that the guard was actually the Scarecrow (Meryl Streep) and cries a little. Years later, Alfred (looking like Michael Caine from Get Carter) becomes a priest and may or may not touch boys.
Congratulations, America
Your #1 movie this week. Our economy is collapsing and you chose to spend $33.8 million on this.
For the Person Ahead of (and Behind) the Technological Curve
As seen on The Digital Bits
The Panasonic DMP-BD70V VHS/Blu-Ray combo player.
So This Is Happening…
I will not buy one. I will not buy one. I will not buy one. I will not buy one. I will not buy one. I will not buy one.
I will not buy one. I will not buy one. I will not buy one. I will not buy one. I will not buy one. I will not buy one.
I will not buy one. I will not buy one. I will not buy one. I will not buy one. I will not buy one. I will not buy one.
Who Do You Think I Am?
This was just posted on me Myspace page:
First, yes I still check the Myspace. No changes are made and sometimes I wonder where Joanna Angel is dancing this week (just missed her in Pittsburgh).
Second, perhaps Myspace is failing because they’re ads aren’t as targeted as Facebook’s. (Recent Facebook ads on my page: “Do you like of Montreal?”, “Dress like Don Draper”, and t-shirts about cat nip…pretty accurate).
Third, false advertising. Should read “Need a skany girlfriend? Not one of these girls, though skanky, we just pulled this pic from one of those ex-girlfriend revenge porn sites. (Note: I’ve only viewed, never posted).
Fourth, who is this ad for? Douchebags? Isn’t the site called “Hot Chicks with Douchebags”? The girl in the middle could possibly be hot, but she probably dances on her chair at clubs when Ne-yo comes on. The girl on the left is the most sunburned person ever in an advertisement that wasn’t for suntan lotion. The third seems to be holding the camera, or maybe calling you to come to them, click the Join Now button, and have a four-way Beyonce dance off.
Fifth, maybe this ad is really not targeted at all and is actually for skanky girls without friends. Are you so skanky that no girl will talk to you? Join now and join us and we will go shopping for faux-gold belly necklaces.
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