Country First
So, I’m still on John McCain’s email list. Why was I ever on it? I wanted to make my own “Joe the Plumber” sign with some stupid joke that I forget now. Apparently they screen the requests, cause I never got it. But, I did get a very special invitation from him today:
Join the Country First Basketball Bracket Group
March is here and that means it’s almost time to fill out your basketball bracket! For the past two years, thousands of people have enjoyed comparing their picks to John McCain’s, and this year is no exception. Sign up today and you’ll receive an invitation to join John McCain’s bracket group. You may even receive an autographed copy of John McCain’s bestselling book, Faith of My Fathers.
With the games tipping off next week, make sure to sign up today to receive your invitation to join the Country First basketball bracket group!
Talk about the shittiest prize ever for an NCAA pool. It is free to sign up though, probably because they want your money to go to this, the second half of the email:
Kurt Warner is a 4th Grader in Catholic School
Someone needs to incorporate that drawing into a t-shirt asap.
Super Bowl of Wings

Being from Pittsburgh, Sunday is a big day for me obviously. It’s hard for me to really show off my hometown spirit for a couple reasons:
1. My hometown spirit is usually just shown through trivia about movies shot in the area
2. If I had more spirit I may not have bolted at the first chance
3. I don’t own any Steelers clothing and/or a Terrible Towel (or a Terrible ShamWow)
Even our President, born on the other side of the world as Pittsburgh, might be showing more Steelers support than I am.





