How could they remove Jack Johnson and somehow still have a more disappointing lineup than last year.  Does anyone here even have a new album other than YYYs?

Here’s the lineup, strike-throughs indicate bands I’ve seen already and don’t need to pay $90 to see again:

Friday, July 31: Beastie Boys, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Vampire Weekend, The National, Fleet Foxes, MSTRKRFT, Q-Tip, The Pharcyde, Organized Konfusion, The Knux, Ra Ra Riot, Seasick Steve, Telepathe, Shearwater, Heartless Bastards, Flying Lotus, College Humor Live, Arj Barker, Eugene Mirman and Bo Burnham.

Saturday, August 1: Tool, My Bloody Valentine, Gogol Bordello, Arctic Monkeys, Neko Case, The Ting Tings, Yelle, Crystal Castles, St. Vincent, Tokyo Police Club, The Cool Kids, Kool Keith, Cage the Elephant, Chairlift, White Rabbits, Electric Touch, The Postelles, Black Gold, College Humor Live, Tim & Eric, Judah Friedlander and Jim Jeffries.

Sunday, August 2: Coldplay, Echo & The Bunnymen, MGMT, The Black Keys, Elbow, Silversun Pickups, Mogwai, We Are Scientists, Ghostland Observatory, The Gaslight Anthem, Etienne De Crecy, Lykke Li, Akron/Family, Steel Train, Kitty, Daisy & Lewis, College Humor Live, Janeane Garofalo, Michael Showalter and Todd Barry.

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Yes, he’s talking about billions of dollars here, but he’s basically asking you to send him money for his self-serving group to help fight a bill to jump start our failing economy because less than 2% of it is, in his opinion, pork.

Save your money for your office NCAA pool, you have a better chance of getting something back.

Double click it.  Or not.

I’m still pretending I don’t know what Twitter is, but:

Thanks, hipinion