m i s o s e r i o u s

As I was stoning myself asleep last night, I heard a familiar noise and felt clumsy plop onto the end of my bed.  Like Janie’s dad, he snuck into my room under the cover of night.  Seconds later I was startled by heavy breating in my ear.  He wasted no time and began to take advantage of me.  First he rubbed his mouth against my cheek, marking his territory.  I tried to keep him away with some light petting, but it wasnt enough.  I thought he was gone, but then I heard what seemed to be the sound of pee hitting my bed.  I was wrong though, he was just flicking his tongue at me, very close to my ear.  I then knew he wouldn’t leave until he was satisified, although I do not know what that means for an animal with no penis…