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Riding the wave of Wellbutrin

I Live With A Child Molester

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As I was stoning myself asleep last night, I heard a familiar noise and felt clumsy plop onto the end of my bed.  Like Janie’s dad, he snuck into my room under the cover of night.  Seconds later I was startled by heavy breating in my ear.  He wasted no time and began to take advantage of me.  First he rubbed his mouth against my cheek, marking his territory.  I tried to keep him away with some light petting, but it wasnt enough.  I thought he was gone, but then I heard what seemed to be the sound of pee hitting my bed.  I was wrong though, he was just flicking his tongue at me, very close to my ear.  I then knew he wouldn’t leave until he was satisified, although I do not know what that means for an animal with no penis…

February 26, 2009 Posted by Alex | Cats | 2 Comments

One Lady Down

Steven Page (far right) has left the Barenaked Ladies, apparently for reasons tied to his cocaine arrest a while ago.  He sang half the songs, and half of “One Week.”  To compare BNL to a current Canadian rock group with two singers, imagine Spencer Krug leaving Dan Boeckner to run Wolf Parade on his own.  Would Dan invite his wife Alexei into Wolf Parade, or would he invite the other 2-3 guys into Handsome Furs?  Does Ed Robinson (center) even have his own side project that can now fold into BNL?  Is BNL even still active?  Are they selling millions of copies in Canada without us knowing?  Did their Harrison Ford-like frantic Canadian lifestyle drive Steven to cocaine?  Or did the cocaine drive the music?  So many questions left unanswered.

February 26, 2009 Posted by Alex | Music | 1 Comment