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Who Do You Think I Am?

This was just posted on me Myspace page:

First, yes I still check the Myspace.  No changes are made and sometimes I wonder where Joanna Angel is dancing this week (just missed her in Pittsburgh).

Second, perhaps Myspace is failing because they’re ads aren’t as targeted as Facebook’s.  (Recent Facebook ads on my page:  “Do you like of Montreal?”, “Dress like Don Draper”, and t-shirts about cat nip…pretty accurate).

Third, false advertising.  Should read “Need a skany girlfriend?  Not one of these girls, though skanky, we just pulled this pic from one of those ex-girlfriend revenge porn sites.  (Note: I’ve only viewed, never posted).

Fourth, who is this ad for?  Douchebags?  Isn’t the site called “Hot Chicks with Douchebags”?  The girl in the middle could possibly be hot, but she probably dances on her chair at clubs when Ne-yo comes on.  The girl on the left is the most sunburned person ever in an advertisement that wasn’t for suntan lotion.  The third seems to be holding the camera, or maybe calling you to come to them, click the Join Now button, and have a four-way Beyonce dance off.

Fifth, maybe this ad is really not targeted at all and is actually for skanky girls without friends.  Are you so skanky that no girl will talk to you?  Join now and join us and we will go shopping for faux-gold belly necklaces.

January 15, 2009 Posted by Alex | Things | 2 Comments

Winged Terrorists

You assholes are lucky Obama is closing Gitmo.

January 15, 2009 Posted by Alex | Things | Leave a Comment